Erotic gift packages make great bachelorette party favors or a sweet "I'm thinking of you -- and your orgasm!" sentiment.

Good Vibrations excels in the gift of sex, and their Pleasure Me Purse is an adorable addition to their catalogue. Tucked inside, you'll find one ounce of flavored Body Candy lickable oil, a packet of water-based lubricant, a heart-shaped bar of scented massage emollient and a waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini Vibe that will guarantee your gift's climactic success.

Also perfect for parties is their Cater to Me Kit. This cute little to-go container is packed with the same sample package of Good Vibrations Cream Lubricant and the aforementioned waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini Vibe. A scented ball of Happy Hour Fizzy to make your bath a bubbly experience is inside, too, as well as a tin of flavored Body Butter for an edible massage enhancement.

So what about the actual experience of using the gift bag contents?

Well, I unwrapped all the goodies with the enthusiasm of a kid at Christmas. I was especially curious about the waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini Vibe. Waterproof? I didn't have a chance to get it anywhere near water. I just got it near me!

As you're probably all too aware from my many previous vibrator reviews, battery-operated orgasms aren't my favorite thing. But boy, this baby is different! Maybe it's because it's so close in size and circumference to my very own finger. Yet with the added attraction of an amazing buzzzzzz! Just thinking about it got me excited enough, but actually pressing it against my privates resulted in an almost immediate orgasm that lasted and lasted. Who needs massage oil or lube? You could use this bullet without even taking your clothes off!

Okay, okay, I'll tell you about all the other goodies too! The Body Candy lickable oil has a pleasantly subtle chocolate mint scent -- and flavor -- and would be perfect for augmenting a caressing massage with both hands and tongue. The Mini Heart Massage Bar is similarly scented and creamy. I can envision making a lover lie still until the bar melted sufficiently, then spreading the softened emollients into their skin. Mmm…

Sorry, I was distracted by that little Bullet again! The tasty massage balm Body Butter was also subtly scented and flavored, with added bonuses on the tin touting that it's "lickable, massageable, tingly and delicious, vegan and petroleum free." That's more virtue and vice in one little package that I ever dreamed possible! It wasn't quite as soft as the Mini Heart Massage Bar, but would probably last a lot longer.

As for The Happy Hour Fizzy Ball, well, I no longer have a bathtub (one more reason my Bullet never got into the bath with me!), but I did fill up my sink to give myself a fizzy footbath. And it was delightful! These people really know what they're doing, I tell ya.

The Waterproof Magic Touch Bullet Mini is $12 by itself and well worth the investment for your personal use. But if you're looking to give the gift of orgasm, The Pleasure Me Purse is $14.95 and the Cater to Me Kit is $24.95, all at www.goodvibes.com.

Goodie Bags to Go - by Abby Ehmann

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