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11-08-2005

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Photo by Andrew Morgan

Kinky Salon seemed like the perfect place for the Borgies to infest (resistance is SO futile), being that it is based at "Mission Control" in the heart of San Francisco's Mission District. A drone had been sent last Halloween to inspect the possibility of a new nesting ground. From the drone's report, the scene seemed more than adequate for hosting any sort of debauchery, but more information was needed. For one, why didn't they have a science fiction fetish night? *Like POUT*


Photo by Peter Weiss
Early scans proved fruitful in our investigation. We have learned that Kinky Salon organizers Scott and Polly met in line at another club five Earth years ago, and started Kinky Salon in 2003. They first worked together four years ago on a fashion show in Vegas -- and the chemistry was set. Kinky Salon was originally meant to be a one-off party in association with the SF Fetish ball, but the vibe had to live on, and so it became a regular thing on the menu at Mission Control. Kinky Salon had some difficulty in the beginning with some of the wild humans in particular at their Superheroes and Heroines party in 2003. A group of intoxicated free-range humans made some trouble and a giant mess and the word was put out that Scott and Polly were not barkeeps. After this event "The Charter" was instilled and volunteer Hosts started helping make Kinky Salon a safer event at which to let your inhibitions down.

Polly has been (or will be now) quoted as saying. "The Mission of Kinky Salon is to provide a safe space for people of all persuasions to explore their sexuality without fear of judgment. We pursue this vision by creating and managing a space that serves a variety of communities as a place where they can gather, connect and play. The space we have created is designed to be an oasis, where people can feel completely at ease. It is an alternative to clubs that can often be intimidating or impersonal. We support creativity, personal growth and deepening of community connection as essential counterparts to sensual and sexual exploration."

This fits within the mission parameters of the Borgi. We find this site suitable for future exploration -- especially if they have a sci-fi night *re-pout*.


Photo by Peter Weiss
Polly is also quoted as saying it is hard to fit a new theme in with all the seasonal ones already in place. The Borgi admit this weakness in the human solar calendar. We may possibly have to slow down the rotation of this planet to allow for a sci fi month.

We have also gleaned that Polly has a BS from the University of East London, which makes her ripe for assimilation. She is indigenous to London as well. Her genetic uniqueness will augment our own. Scott has a BS from Alabama his original stomping grounds. He will be assimilated -- but in a different manner, as must always be the way with males.

The Borgi have also been informed that back in the day they used to let anyone takes two dimensional still images at the parties -- but now they only let their appointed "photographer" take pictures and only in the official portrait studio. Regular partygoers need not worry about being caught in the act. It's all in "The Charter" baby!

Mission Control is a hub for many different types of parties Scott and Polly are involved in. We have found it difficult to catch up with them in their quest for party perfection. What time they have found to make available to our further probing was highly prized by the Borgi and appreciated. We know we can feel safe in this "oasis of sensuality" and slowly assimilate to our hearts desire.

As for slowing down the "Earth", as they so quaintly call PX-1138, The Borgi think slowing down this world might be just the thing to help reign in these wild humans. if they had an extra month or so maybe they could appreciate the world around them and maybe, just maybe they would…. Nahh, lets just assimilate them all. Humans are just so tasty.

*Wink*

Copyright Borgi 2005 by Mental Corporation a subsidiary of EvilPonyGirl Productions and Tragic Studios and so licensed by the state of California and the Peoples RubliK of Silly People Everywhere. (Prohibited in 48 states and subject to void by immortal porpoises).

Kinky Salon Quick Info:
when Next events - December 17 and December 31, 2005
where Mission Control (RSVP for location)
time 10pm till late
cost Members $25, non-members $30; single guys will need a license for this event
contact www.kinkysalon.com

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