Audacia Ray, The Bi Apple, Adam & Eve, Simone Valentino, Mariah Ritani, Tyler Marciano, Tasty Trixie, Trucker Lee, Antonio Rodickuez, ReVay, Josh, Lux Nightmare, Joe Gallant, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Waking Vixen


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4-03-2007

Photos courtesy of Audacia Ray.

Okay, it's gonna be tough to review this video the way I ordinarily do. It isn't anywhere near your standard fuck film and these people are certainly not porn stars. Audacia Ray is a self-proclaimed "sexy nerd" and she should consider herself damn lucky Adam & Eve gave her the budget to make such an un-porn porn movie. Big kudos for their support of new talent! You won't find any bottle blondes, fake boobs, suntanned studs or the formulaic suck-lick-screw of the San Fernando Valley variety here. That said, there's still plenty of sex to get you off if boys doing girls doing girls doing boys is your flavor of choice.

Tasty Trixie attempts new
levels of consciousness while
Tucker Lee gets impatient. .

Simone Valentino stars as a sort of sex researcher visiting "The Fuck House." In scene one, she watches Mariah and Tyler as they screw in assorted positions. Mariah's got a creamy, firm, fleshy peach of an ass that Tyler eventually spews his load across. Nice! In scene two Simone observes Tucker and Trixie, even assisting by handing them toys mid-stroke. There's actual foreplay -- a pleasant surprise! -- and loads of eager asslicking. By Trixie! She lubes Tucker up good and starts inserting fingers until it's time for "something bigger." Heh. She dons a strap-on and fucks his ass in a few positions. Trixie has spectacularly large natural boobs that oscillate wildly when Tucker gets on top. They then maneuver into a formation in which he's rubbing his cock against her foot and she's multi-tasking with two sex toys. After some vigorous jerking off, he spurts like Vesuvius onto those amazing boobs and then licks it off. Whew! Let's rewind that one, shall we?

Valentino and the fuckhouse's
resident lesbian super
heroine ReVay.

A sweaty Tucker invites Simone to watch as he showers, and once he's washed clean he and Antonio go at it in front of the sink. They grope and make out a bit and suck each other's cocks. This stimulates Simone enough for her to start stimulating herself. Umm... When she excuses herself to "lie down," she flops onto a beautiful burgundy harem bed and "dreams" of being seduced by ReVay. Watching the two black women tantalize each other with an assortment of sex toys is tasty indeed! When Simone "awakes," she finds herself enmeshed in a threesome with Antonio and Josh, with much ass play, cocksucking and another strap-on. Everyone's doing everyone, with cocks both real and appendaged being sucked, licked and jerked. When the guys 69, Simone uses not one vibrator but two! But she gets hers -- a real dicking, that is -- courtesy of Josh, who culminates by coming on her tits. Oh man, it's a little of everything, I tell you!

There's no pretense of highbrow filmmaking here; this is just a whole lotta sex with a loose plot premise. Which is a wise move for a first feature. Don't get caught up in making that Cecil B. DeMille epic with semi-amateurs and a small budget. Save that for when the studio really sets you up! The porn cliché cameos were a clever addition and it was even more amusing cause I know them all! Anyway... Simone is really good and she's cute. The dialogue is all fairly natural; these people appear to be friends. In the Behind the Scenes footage, it seems even more so and their conversations are entertaining. If you can't take another minute of mainstream porn, this will be a welcome and refreshing change. It's nothing if not new. Here's hoping that Ms. Ray gets a bigger budget for her next film, so she can get more hot bisexuals to do each other! Wheee!

Simone Valentino,
leading lady of The Bi Apple.

Tasty Trixie and Tucker Lee
of SpyOnUs.com

Oh, and...

The Bonus Sex Scene is totally random and bears no relation to the rest of the film. It's two blondes and two twinks (who are obviously pros) that do each other before winding up in a foursome. The guys are clearly into each other and the girls clearly... aren't. The guys come and the girls... don't. Yawn. But if bisexuality is what you're looking for, well, it's sorta there... sorta.

The Bi Apple
Adam & Eve, 2007
Directed by Audacia Ray
Starring Simone Valentino, Mariah Ritani, Tyler Marciano, Tasty Trixie, Trucker Lee, Antonio Rodickuez, ReVay and Josh, with cameos by Lux Nightmare, Joe Gallant and Rachel Kramer Bussel.
Will Appeal To: Bisexuals, New Yorkers, hipsters, people who don't get off on mainstream porn.

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