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Okay, so I'm pretty lucky to be able to review a lot of porn that isn't your standard mainstream LA smut. But my editor asked if perhaps I was being a bit of a masochist when I volunteered to review an Abby Winters flick, given that it is most definitely "penisless porn," a genre I usually find stultifyingly dull. Well, I will say that if I'd been watching this alone, I would've been asleep within the first few minutes. Fortunately for me -- and you! -- I was NOT watching alone. I was watching this flick with a friend who is positively WEAK for lesbian porn. Hah! So yeah, I'll give you the play by play, but let me just say...this was the most fun I've ever had reviewing a porn movie!
So, as I pressed play and the movie began, my companion quipped, "It's educational." "How so?" I ask, and he replies, "Watching how and where they focus their attention." So it's a potential learning experience! Only a few minutes in I remarked, "If I were watching this alone I'd be asleep by now!" But instead, I was hearing, "Those boobs are great!" I had to agree; the babe with the long blonde hair has truly spectacular breasts. It took a while to see them; these gals keep their undies on for a long, long time! Polka dots and butterflies, oh my! As they spelunked their fingers into each other's panties, couch mate says, "I'm noting their pressure and speed." They're madly fingering each other and their panties are STILL on! They're also both very quiet; it's almost like you're in the room with them. When the drawers finally come off, it's time for some fingering from behind. "Mmm, bush!" we both blurt, almost simultaneously. My companion asks for a close-up, perhaps "high-def," and the director delivers. On the close-up, not the high-def. There are great shots of ass and pussy and one particularly nice angle of one girl sprawled on her belly with her face buried in the other girl's crotch. "The Australians have a different temperament," my companion informs me. They take their time. They pace themselves." I, of course, am eager for someone to come. "Didn't you hear them? They said they're going to come together!" he tells me. I guess I wasn't paying attention. "They're sharing an intimate moment." He decides it's time to get out of his pants. We hear sexy squishy noises and luscious lip smackings as Blondie brings the other girl to a climax.
Oy vey! Can you believe this is only the end of scene one? I know! That was a full 45 minutes of just the first two chicks. And hey, either it works for ya or it doesn't. I took an informal poll and most of the people I spoke to said that there was no way this would work for their wanking purposes. But if girl-on-girl action is your flavor…. Okay, so scene two: the ladies wrestle around. "Nice panties," he says, and I ask if he prefers the solid colors to the patterns. "They both have their own positive qualities," he mumbles. "These two are wasting no time," he adds, as they immediately start fingering each other over their drawers. This scene has more laughter and moving around and oodles of making out. One ties the other up with her bra, which I found to be a delightful touch. Mmm, mmm, there's a whole lot of teasing between these two! Tongues and nipples are tantalized as they pretzel themselves into a number of positions. When I notice my companion is perhaps enjoying the show a bit TOO much, I worry aloud that he may not make it until the end. "I could jerk off through this whole movie," he assures me. "I wanna feel it, but I wanna come with them…The light is gorgeous," he sighs, commenting on the sun streaming through the window. The close-up of their twats piled on top of each other isn't bad either. "Put your finger in my ass." That was Top Girl, not my companion, as Dready Girl goes down on her. We get a close-up of that. Oooh! Top Girl does herself while Dready Girl compliantly fingers her ass. That really seemed to work for my companion! "I want you to touch yourself." Again, that's Top Girl, not my friend. Between the fingering by Top Girl and her own ministrations, Dready Girl finally comes. The scene continues with blindfolding, sensation play and extensive fingering action. There's a bit of kissing and caressing and boobs being dragged lovingly across skin…
So, the bottom line? I wouldn't buy this video to watch alone and masturbate to. But I suppose I'm not the demographic for Abby Winters product. But watching this with someone who enjoyed it was fuckin' awesome. And if virginal lesbian encounters are what you're looking for -- if you ARE the demographic -- then this stuff is definitely worth the investment. Let's just say that if I'd paid for this flick I would totally have gotten my money's worth! Girls in the Groove Abby Winters Productions, 2007 Written and directed by Abby Winters Starring Chloe B., Paula, Ava and Tammy. Will Appeal To: Lesbians and the men and women who love them.
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